Growing up, kids can always rely on parents to know what to say and do.

But Scots children know all too well the wealth of unique native sayings thanks to their mums and dads. Scottish vocabulary features a lot of its own terms and phrasing, with some leading to rammies over the "correct" names for foods and clothes.

Meanwhile, there are also many Scottish place names that locals and visitors struggle to pronounce, so it makes sense that Scots mums and dads have their own language. To help you reminisce on the good old days, we've rounded up some of the best one liners that you're likely already familiar with.

A quick read is enough to prove that Scottish parents are not short of humorous quips and advice to help their kids get through the trials and tribulations of life. If you weren't reared in Scotland, don't worry as we've broken down the meaning of each one for your enjoyment.

44 sayings only Scottish parents say

Classic 1950s family photo
Scottish parents know plenty of unique sayings

Your face is tripping you - You look miserable

I'll skelp your lug! - a threat of physical violence targeted directly at the ear, often as punishment for a more minor misdemeanour.

I'll give you something to greet about - a subtle threat of violence if you're continuing to whine or cry about something your parents deem to be over and/or not that bad.

Ye cannae teach yer Granny tae suck eggs – been there, done that.

Gonne see a man about a dug - I'm going out and it's none of your business where.

Do you think I button up the back? - I'm not stupid

Don't talk mince - Don't talk rubbish

Where you born in a park/field/bar? - shut the door, I'm, freezing.

Don't come running to me - when you've been pre-warned not to do something but you just keep doing it anyway.

It's like Blackpool Illuminations in here - Turn off the lights.

The big light - the main source of lighting in your livingroom that, inexplicably, no one uses.

Running about like a blue a***d fly - I've had a busy day.

Geein' me the boke - makes me feel sick

Heids up ma arse - No clue what I'm doing at this point.

Yer bum’s oot the windae/Yer arse is parsley – You are full of it.

What a chancer! - in reference to someone chancing their luck.

They couldny run a bath - someone who is useless.

And what did your last slave die of? - said by every mother in the land when they are expected to serve the rest of their family.

I'm no as green as I am cabbage lookin' - ' I'm not as naive you think.'

If the wind changes your face will stay that way - A lie told to children when they pull a face.

Gie it some welly - put some more effort in.

Pardon my French - a non-sincere apology for swearing.

Do you think money grows on trees? - something all parents have said at one point or another to their demanding children.

Look at the nick of ye! - You don't look your best

It will all end in tears - A pre warning that something is about to go awry.

I'll take my hand to yer jaw - another verbal threat of impending violence.

The sweats running down the sheuch of my arse - My arse is sweating

Would you steal my grave as quick - How rude of you to steal my seat.

Ne'er cast a clout till May's oot - Don't get your summer wardrobe out just yet.

Whats for ye’ll no go by ye - If it's meant to be, it will happen.

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